What cake? Look at me, look at me, look at me..... (Xander, December 2005)

We are so proud... (Xander, December 17 2005 -- 5th birthday party)

So young, so innocent.... yeah right. These kids were possessed that night. There was madness, chaos and talk of getting married and having 21 babies. (Xander and his "fiancee," Mae, December 2005)

Look at that belly! (Jennifer and Johnathan, November 2005) 

Who is this crazy woman? Why does my mother let her in the house? (Dorothy and Johnathan, November 2005)

Six hours, 12 beers, 8 shots and one attempted pick-up by some guy claiming to be named Dirk Diggler later. All in all, a great night! (Jen and Dorothy, November 2005) 

Girl's night out -- take 2. Could it truly be that Dorothy's hair is bigger than Jennifer's? Nah -- Jen's head is just smaller.... (Dorothy and Jen, November 2005)

Girl's night out -- take 1. Also to be forever known as the night Dorothy had one drink too many, tripped and landed in the lap of a one very happy lesbian. Or so Jen says... I remember nothing. (Jen and Dorothy, November 2005)